i realized recently that i haven't fired a weapon in several years now and that's a fucking shame. i have a gorgeous left-handed semi-automatic remington 1100 sitting at my parents and i'm itching to get some use out of it. oh but i do love the smell of cleaning oils and gun powder. plus, i'd really like to get out in the field with some spaniels, shoot down some tasty little quails, wrap em in bacon and grill them over some mesquite briquettes. and i'll admit, the potential to meet rugged, outdoorsy, dog-loving, gun-toting men is certainly a draw (granted the likelihood of finding someone with these qualities who is also a liberal is slim to none, but i'm not opposed to the concept of a sugar daddy as i do need an ipod nano).
alright, on to more pertinent matters. meet my two favorite stars of the " san diego senior dog rescue" website. cinnamon and bagel. they are both pekingese, both hideous to behold. but while cinnamon merely looks like she has no eyes due to her incredibly pinched and inbred features, bagel literally HAS NO EYES. FUCK. when cinnamon was first brought to the shelter, she had an untreated open wound and "her tail was a bed of maggots." everyday i visit seniormuttmatch.com to see if there are any cute new dogs in the local shelters, and every day i am confronted with the disturbing visages of these two pitiful creatures.
still think there's a god? well if so, he sure as shit ain't benevolent.
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the one on the left looks like a cross between gizmo and my dead grandfather richard
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