Thursday, October 13, 2005

Like sausage and eggs, delicious

I've been relapsing into the "excessive daytime sleepiness" lately, despite fairly regular 8+ hour nights. Maybe it's the TAing, maybe it's the malaise.... who knows. Anyway, here's a great instructional pamphlet for you to enjoy. Brad and Jeff- I think you can get a lot out of this. I'll post the translation later, for now just appreciate it for what it is. Also, please listen to this wonderful song. It's really quite inspired.

Remember, non-permanent. That is key.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Translation courtesy of ms. fipi lele

Enjoying your friend's butt crack

1. Pick a colour felt pen, draw 2 nipples on your friends ass (prefer you use non-permanent so you can make corrections and cleanup afterwards is easier)

2. Beware of the asshole, avoid putting it it there and making your friend uncomfortable. Put the penis horizontally in the buttcrack and find a comfortable spot. Move back and forth until you come. If it is not wet enough, you could use some lubrication.

3. After coming, you can rest on your friend and you say thank you to your friend. If you can't stay hard in this boob fucking demo it could be the nipples you drew were not realistic enough, or your friends ass is not attractive enough. Or it could be that you are actually gay.

platytune said...

damn you flaunted!

Anonymous said...

just trying to help :)

platytune said...

i know, i know. i wanted to build suspense!