I'm a Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank!

Ok, so we all know that for most girls in high school and beyond, "Halloween" loosely translates into "Day you get to dress like a cheap prostitute at a theme-brothel in reno without being called a slut." So advertisements for costumes like these, aren't really too shocking.


Hell, even American Apparel want's in on the scam.

I guess I shouldn't have been surprised to see a flyer with this hot little number floating around lab today. It's not "Harry Potter"-endorsed (for obvious reasons) but the intent is clear enough.


"Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Oh, I found this great 'Slutty Hermione Granger' costume! It strikes the perfect balance between the sexy school girl and magical world of fantasy fetishes."