Insert "I'm Saucy!" Witticism Here

I went to the grocery store last night. The sole purpose of the trip was to purchase condiments. Here's what I came away with:
Ketchup
Honey Dijon Mustard
Valentina Hot Sauce
Taco Sauce
Light Ranch
Horse Radish
Soy Sauce

Too many sauces you say? Well, I made use of four of the above in my dinner last night, so perhaps I didn't buy enough!
San Diego Country is burning. Obviously this coincides perfectly with the weekend I was planning on flying out for the weekend.

What are you doing for Halloween? I have yet to decide on a costume, but, just like last year, I'm planning on going with whatever's easiest. Yeah. Lame.